Saturday, October 2, 2010

BrAiNsSsSsS!11!!1

I've had my second zombie dream in the last two months. Zombie dreams are usually done in the post-apocalyptic sort of setting. This dream, takes place in the onset of an undead invasion.

So, I'm closing up the tea shop I work at. Lights are off and the doors are locked. I hear screaming outside and two people are being pursued: a man and a woman. The man bangs on the doors window and I let him in while his cohort tries to elude the zombie. She gets cornered and this zombie looks just like a regular person and not the typically pale, sort of bumbling kind of undead. It sort of looks like he's making out with her as she's screaming. I find a weapon to fend him off and find a street stop sign and slam it against his head and immobilize the zombie almost immediately.

I take the couple into the store and try to investigate what happened between them and mister Zed. As a precautionary measure, I tell the two I'm going to bind their arms and legs together with a strap just in case they do turn into zombies and try to kill me as I finish closing up the store.

Completely ludicrous dream. I wonder why I've been having dreams about zombies invading Fresno.